Failed Proposals

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Karen Pamintuan and Kenny Waymack of ETC Chill Spot comedy skit on marriage proposals gone wrong.

Brian’s proposal gets rejected Only it’s fake..

A baseball proposal gone wrong..

Kasal has made a list of ways to NOT propose:

From their site:

One of the worst wedding proposals ever made can be seen in the movie “The Bachelor” where Chris O’ Donnell makes his proposal in the Starlight Lounge, a restaurant known among the locals as the place to pop THE QUESTION.

Why is it the worst? Jimmie (O’Donnell) proposes to Anne (Rene Zellweger) capping their three-year relationship with the very dry and very unromantic statement ” You win”. Needless to say, this kind of proposal did not merit the desired response. But who can blame Zellweger’s character. That’s is why this article sees fit to advise all those who would want to ask on the don’ts of popping the question.

Their list:

• Don’t put the engagement ring in anything edible
• Don’t overdo on the props
• Don’t invite everybody
• Don’t ask a complicated one

Excel Diamonds has provided 10 ways to NOT propose to your girlfriend.  Their suggestions are:

1. Don’t propose (hang your laundry) in public!
2. Don’t propose on the net
3. Don’t propose at a sports event.
4. Don’t bury the engagement ring in food
5. Don’t propose after your first date.
6. Don’t make it too complicated.
7. Don’t propose in front of her family
8. Don’t expect much and you won’t be disappointed.
9. Don’t be “cheap” but don’t break the bank either….
10. Don’t let this Cupid have anything to do with your match, proposal, or marriage!

Note how he totally lets the cat out of the bag before it should have happened…

I know she said yes, but the point is the asshat news reporter

The Fox broadcaster botched the surprise by the Boise State player to his girlfriend. http://www.haha.com

HubPages has some advice on how not to propose.  Here is a quick list of their ideas, for more information visit their how not to propose page.

• Never Propose While Drunk
• Never Propose Immediately After Sex
• Never Propose While Doing Something Else
• Never Propose Immediately After a Fight

Brian was waiting in the wings to propose to his girlfriend Jennifer. Unfortunately, Jennifer picked that morning to not set her alarm, sleep in, and skip church. Pastor Jeff Patton bumbles for a few minutes trying to pass time.